54:58. They spot a baby scallop in a coral tree who was making the noise. (takes his head out, which is now eaten on the side) I think somebody's hungry! Rock-a-Bye Bivalve: SpongeBob and Patrick find an abandoned baby clam and decided to rear the child as their own. SpongeBob: So, what's the plan for the day? Patrick is shocked at the sight of it), Patrick: I had no idea! The episode title refers to the Rock-A-Bye Baby lullaby song. Do you think we caused an earthquake by hitting the ground too hard?, Patrick: Maybe. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. (picks up Junior and looks at him) Yep, that's it alright. The “SpongeBob is gay” controversy can be tracked all the way back to 2002, when the episode “Rock-a-Bye Bivalve” first aired. Patrick: Yep, see you later. Patrick comes by and he has done the same thing with his body and they both leave to go to their houses. Scene cuts to nighttime at SpongeBob's house) Patrick walks in and takes his jacket and hat off). (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge), SpongeBob and Patrick: JUNIOR!!!! SpongeBob followed him and asked him if that is what he called his job, watching TV. I don't know what I was thinking. SpongeBob: You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves. SpongeBob: Oh, you poor, poor thing. Junior is chirping and flying above them). 48 No Weenies Allowed Squilliam Returns 49 Krab Borg Rock-A-Bye Bivalve 50 Wet … SpongeBob was wearing a dress but in the next scene when SpongeBob approaches Patrick, he is now wearing his pants. SpongeBob said nobody has ever turned down a, This is the first episode to have the most time cards, with five time cards, and they're all caused or said by Patrick. SpongeBob: What?! Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work. SpongeBob and Patrick's close friendship in many episodes (including an episode where they hold hands) led some viewers to the conclusion that SpongeBob and Patrick were homosexual. (both tiptoe out of the room). (pause) I give up. (Junior hisses), Patrick: (Eating half of donut) A donut? Oh great, you're home. SpongeBob and Patrick try to save him, but they miss), SpongeBob and Patrick: We're bad parents! Guest appearance: Rodney Bingenheimer as DJ. SpongeBob: You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?? Junior is heard chirping). Then the baby scallop gets hungry, and SpongeBob and Patrick Try to feed him with a krabby patty, a small version (Pipsqueak patty) a doughnut and french fries. (scene cuts to Patrick walking in at night and taking his stuff off), Patrick: Phew, another tough day! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" from season three, which aired on March 29, 2002. (Gary comes out on a skateboard. SpongeBob was relatively uncontroversial during the first two seasons and the beginning of the third season. Patrick and SpongeBob look on the ground and find a baby scallop and decide to raise it by themselves. SpongeBob: (Angrily points his finger over to the corner of the room, where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers) Hmmm? SpongeBob: I've got just the read. What? Patrick: Wait! (humming while he stretches the rubber band around him) I am a happy sponge! (Gary comes out on a skateboard. Scene cuts to them riding a bicycle, but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after it, with Junior on the seat. Squidward's Horoscope: Taurus. SpongeBob: (walks in still doing the chores) Patrick, what about my break? (scene zooms out to show he has hair on his stomach.) Patrick: (raspberry) I don't need this. SpongeBob: Oh, that's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of that two story window. He becomes paranoid after the film and, at work, he thinks Mr. Krabs is actually a robot. [Gary comes out on a motorized skateboard. (Angrily turns off the TV). Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I'm the dad, remember? LIVE action SpongeBob: Rock-a-bye-bivalve Team m bomb. SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. Patrick wanted to be the mother, but SpongeBob said that Patrick never wears a shirt. Patrick: Oh wait, wait, let me guess. Just call me daddy! After the time card tomorrow for sure, you can see SpongeBob's tie is the color black. Patrick: Yeah! (chuckles weakly. (puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Krabby Patty) How would you like a Krabby Patty? Rock A Bye Bivalve 2 transcript [both look down to see the squeaking noise is coming from a shaking branch] That's whats messing with us. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Video Transcript. What? He burps, then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? (gets in and closes his rock), SpongeBob: [angrily] WORK?! (SpongeBob is extremely furious, angrily balls his fist and eventually, he loses his temper and enraged), SpongeBob: (Furiously shouts with a Asian face) OVERTIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (drops his pants showing that he is wearing a diaper) And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year. Patrick walked to his rock and turned on the TV. Huh? Patrick: You know what that means? SpongeBob: Of course not. All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. You never do anything. (Junior sticks out his tongue), SpongeBob: (holds up an apple) All we have left is this apple! (Junior squawks in surprise.). Patrick: There's that stupid noise again!! Wait! Jeniffermelany 6244. Patrick: I know. Patrick: It sure is cute when it's asleep. (moves his arms. 1 ⭐️ SpongeBob SquarePants April 24. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Krab Borg: SpongeBob stays up late one night watching a sci-fi film where robots take over the world. (both walk off again, and the clam noise is heard again. In the 2002 episode "Rock-A-Bye-Bivalve", SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a baby scallop, furthering the rumor because of its implications that the two make major life decisions together as a monogamous couple would. (Junior drops a coconut on Patrick's head, then kisses him) That's my boy. [Gary comes out on a motorized skateboard. SpongeBob: [runs outside to retrieve the newspaper] Gary, the paper's here! SpongeBob tells Patrick that he never wore a shirt. SpongeBob: (runs outside to retrieve the newspaper) Gary, the paper's here! What about Daddy?" This page was last modified on 15 June 2020, at 19:16. SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're home after working all day. Patrick's house is not seen in the scene with the big hill of diapers. We will bury you!!! (Angrily pulls the cover off the coach, revealing it to be diapers) Hmmm? The interactive transcript could not be loaded. and leaves off on his own life, and SpongeBob now realizes that he has helped a scallop, so Patrick decides to have another. SpongeBob: Does (furiously imitates Patrick) "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?! (Lifts his foot and begins to stomp on it.). With Dee Bradley Baker, Rodney Bingenheimer, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass. Now you can help me with the baby. afterward, Junior cries and Patrick knows why. SpongeBob is outside his house when he receives his paper and takes the rubber band off the newspaper and places it halfway between his bodies. Tide And Seek. SpongeBob: [overlapping Patrick] Oh, boy, yeah, you're working! What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty. (drops it in Junior’s mouth), SpongeBob: Well, you should be good for the rest of the... (Junior starts crying.). and SpongeBob gets a surprised face. (runs around, laughing, while Gary is reading the paper), Gary: Meow. Patrick: Work was a killer! Patrick: Something about root beer, right? Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face! Good thing there's two of us. There he is, good as new. SpongeBob gives him … and Junior's only answer was to drop a coconut on him . They then hear chirping and both say they didn't make the noise. Patrick: You're right. SpongeBob stays late one night to watch a horror film, where robots take over the world. (gobbles it and gulps it down), Patrick: (holds up a donut) Let's try a donut. (Angrily points His Finger outside to a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers into the dumpster. Everyday SpongeBob is working so hard vacuuming, holding Junior, ironing, and cooking. So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal! SpongeBob: Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something. In the next scene, his head is back to normal. We made a commitment and you're not doing your share! They are too late to save Junior, but Junior ends up flying because he was all grown up. (both start arguing and fighting furiously. SpongeBob SquarePants S03E15 - Krab Borg. Patrick: I guess he's all grown up! SpongeBob: Oh great, you're home! Are you hungry? This episode's original title was Spongy Dearest before changes were made. Patrick is watching TV). SpongeBob sometimes wears cosmetics and dresses in women's clothing, often cited as evidence of his homosexuality. "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 3 which aired on March 29, 2002. Season 7 No. ... Video Transcript. The Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents, then scoops up ice cream, with worms in it, for Junior. Patrick clears his throat) Well, I'd better get going! tapping his foot) Oh, hey, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face! They start yelling at each other until they see that Junior was about to fall out of the window and they make up and try to save him. SpongeBob gives him the paper) You can have this, buddy. (Patrick walks in with a lamp on his head, giggling and turns on the light). How many diapers could he possibly use? Patrick: Yeah. SpongeBob Squarepants S02E30 - The Fry Cook Games. SpongeBob: (takes the lamp off his head) Do you remember what you said to me this morning? To add an article to this category, put [[Category:Season 3 transcripts]] in that article. Phew, what a day. he then puts a diaper on him. Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy?! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. I can't wait for my break! In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick take care of a baby scallop. My hands are kind of full. SpongeBob decides to be the mom while Patrick is the father. until the find a worm to feed him in an apple. Phew, what a day. ... 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